Usually, Mondays are for coffee and catching up on emails, but today? Today is for winning.
We looked at the NBA slate for December 8th, and noticed something beautiful. There are only three games. That’s it. Just three.
Most nights, you’re sweating over 10 different matchups, trying to calculate load management, travel schedules, and moon phases. But tonight, the board is clean. The variables are low. And we have a strategy that is so simple, it basically has to work.
We are backing the Away Teams. All of them.
We’re calling it the “Road Team Parlay.”
The Logic (Why This is a Winner)
Look, math is hard, but this logic is easy. We aren’t trying to predict a 12-leg parlay here. We only need three things to happen. In the grand scheme of the universe, three things happen every second.
We are just asking for the visitors to walk into the gym, ruin the home crowd’s night, and leave with a W. With only three games on the docket, the “chaos factor” is minimized. It’s concise. It’s focused. It’s high-probability fun.
The Picks
Here is exactly who we are rolling with tonight:
1. Sacramento Kings (at Indiana Pacers) The Kings are walking into Indianapolis ready to light the beam (even if they are on the road). Indiana has been shaky, and we like Sacramento’s chances to steal one in the Midwest.
2. Phoenix Suns (at Minnesota Timberwolves) The Suns are heading up north to freezing Minnesota. Do they want to be there? Probably not. Do they want to win so they can get back on the warm plane faster? Absolutely. We’re banking on that “let’s get this over with” efficiency.
3. San Antonio Spurs (at New Orleans Pelicans) The Spurs are visiting NOLA. San Antonio has looked sharp, and we trust Popovich’s crew to handle business against the Pelicans. This is the anchor of the ship.
The Scenario: Show Me The Money 💰
Now for the best part. Because we are backing a couple of scrappy road teams (and the books are underestimating the Kings and Suns), the value here is massive.
Let’s say you decide to sprinkle $100 on this 3-team moneyline parlay.
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Sacramento Kings: (+140)
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Phoenix Suns: (+330)
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San Antonio Spurs: (-385)
When you combine these three into a single bet, the odds skyrocket.
If all three away teams win: Your $100 bet turns into approximately $1,310.
That is a $1,210 profit just for picking three teams correctly.
The Verdict
We’re only asking for three wins. The road teams are hungry. The slate is short. The payout is juicy.
Let’s start the week off with a bang. Ride with the Road Warriors! 🚌🏀💸
